Naughty spacebugs

Well, Anya was a tiger at breakfast so even though she only ate one mouth full of porridge before declaring she was going to lie on the sofa, we know she is on the up!

And the good news is that she has decided that she knows where her poorly ear has came from. "You see," she explained, "when I fell off the planet and got my swollen finger [which, incidentally, was a water balloon that she tied to her thumb with string on Sunday] and was rescued by the alien in the space rocket, well, some of the naughty space bugs must have sneaked into my ear and now they're making it bad." Of course, I should have realised. I must stop these falling off the planet episodes, they're just far too risky...

"It's ok though, Mam, I can fight aliens. My ear's getting better every day. My body can heal things really super quick. Just a blink of your eye and it's gone." And then she fell asleep.