Grandma: No Swimming
Anya: No swimming? But what if you fall in. They can't just expect you to drown and die...
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I gave baby Huw (8 months) two raisins. He picked one up with each hand and stuck them up his nose.
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Bought Sonny a Wispa lamb choc bar thing. He 'read' the ingredients (loudly, in the shop): blood, guts, bones and brains. He then bit it's head off and squealed, 'Mam, it's full of frogspawn'. Walking out of the shop he told a passing old lady that his next poo would be full of baby frogs.
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